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Faute d'annonce récents .. Voici quatre heure d'été traite

Pardon my french.. seriously..


l'histoire d'une

On her sleepy commute to her soft-handed job, Ms. Fox heads south on Trafalgar

A special thing happened on this overly average morning

She spotted a nun

Thinks to herself...

"That's not their usual habit"


Deux étages

Here's my advice when you go camping...

Numero uno, Dont get eaten by a bear

El número dos, Layer the bug spray

(This prevents 17 bug bites within a square inch)

(Which in turn prevents scar tissue)

Número tres, Don't pitch your tent on an angle

(This prevents tent from flooding)

(Which in turn prevents books from being ruined)

However, my tent just pitches on an angle

It's not my fault.


De trois étages

So our co-worker is using the machine that processes cheques

And it's going really slow

So he says

Arg, there are too many cheques

Then I said

Is the machine checking out?


Histoire courte quatre

I asked my co-worker to bring me a book on Monday

She said she would bring me "The Life of Pi"

I said that sounds great

She said prepare for a slice of pi on Monday